laughfever:

I bet people who unfollow me wear crocs with socks

shavingryansprivates:

i can’t decide which would be more uncomfortable

sleeping naked on a leather couch in the middle of summer when your air conditioning is broken

or a date with miranda cosgrove

• attractive boy: hi i'm famous
• attractive boy: hi i'm gay
• attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
• attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
• attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
• attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
• attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
• attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
• attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief ○ John Rocco art @

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